creative director + writer at Orchard Creative, NYC.

In middle school I so badly wanted to be a taller basketball player that I presented to my parents, in earnest, a website for One Hundred Percent Totally Legitimate Growth Hormones™. They did not bite, I had to continue being "the scrappy one" on the team, and my career of presenting acclaimed, thumb-stopping ideas began.

Another little ditty is that I like to make maps of where I've been and where I want to go. It's kind of like journaling and manifesting all in one. Plus coordinates. My favorite is adding to this one.

Other things to discuss.

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Taffe sounds like tape in case you were wondering

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YELLOW BRICK ROAD:

Creative Director, Orchard Creative / 2024-now
Etsy, Quilted Northern, etc etc

Senior Copywriter, Orchard Creative / 2022-2024
Ocean Spray, Etsy, Google, new business
Gold Pencil, Cannes Lion, British Arrow, ANDY for Craft

Copywriter, Orchard Creative / 2020-2022
Supercell, Artsy.net, So Delicious, Silk

Copywriter, Fallon / 2016-2020
The Venetian Las Vegas, Massage Envy, International Delight, Danone
Anheuser-Busch, Cheerios, General Mills, Talenti Gelato, Unilever, Hotwire
The Drum 50 Under 30

Community Manager, Fallon / 2014-2016
Talenti Gelato, Loctite Glue, Arby's + 50 more

Digital Strategist, Haberman / 2012-2014
Volvo Cars North America, Earthbound Farms, many other organic food clients


...and also:

  • Interactive Intern AKA “Anything The Internet Touches Is Yours”

  • Golf Club Beer Cart Gal

  • Gal Who Created and Ran The Minnesota State Fair's Socials And Also Drove a Golf Cart

  • Cool Lifeguard With Whistle (No Golf Cart)

  • Barista Who Smelled Like A Panini